June 08, 2017

Order a Tarot Reading

So said Anton LaVey, "In matters of significant concern, there is invariably another alternative: a third side, a Satanic side." Order today and I'll give you a powerful Tarot card reading in which I'll reveal a third-side perspective that shatters your problems with brutal honesty and scathing clarity. Together, we'll grab reality by the horns and confront your life head-on. 

I offer detailed readings for the following requests:
  • Past, Present, & Future (weekly, monthly, and yearly forecasts) 
  • Love & Relationships (dating, marriage, cheating) 
  • Friends & Family (trust, duty, cooperation) 
  • Work & Money (promotions, interviews, debt) 
  • Direction & Guidance (anxiety, frustration, confusion) 
  • Personal Growth & Problem Solving (daily challenges, life path, world view) 
  • Special requests? Contact me and let's talk about it! 
You can ask as many questions as you like during your reading, but the amount of detail I can give to each one depends on the time available and what you want to focus on. As a rule of thumb, you can expect to spend at least 5 minutes per question:
  • 15 minutes: 1-3 questions
  • 30 minutes: 2-6 questions
  • 45 minutes: 3-9 questions

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After you complete check-out with PayPal, you’ll be directed to a form and asked to submit your questions.
  • TELEPHONE CALL: I'll contact you within 24 hours to confirm your appointment details. For same-day and weekend appointments, please contact me to ensure availability.
  • AUDIO RECORDING: Your reading will be delivered within 24 hours Monday-Friday after you submit your questions.
Questions about your reading?